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Apple: You cant sue us for slowing down your iPhones because you, er, invited us into, uh, your hom – Were like a building contractor, explains Cupertino. More like vampires, thinks rest of world Apple is like a building contractor you hire to redo your kitchen, the tech giant has argued in an attempt to explain why it shouldnt have to pay customers for slowing down their iPhones. …