Heard the one where the boss calls in an Oracle consultant who couldnt fix the database? (webmaster@theregister.co.uk (Rebecca Hill)/The Register)

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Heard the one where the boss calls in an Oracle consultant who couldnt fix the database? – The best of readers tech trouble one-liners On Call Over the months, On Call and Who, Me? El Regs weekly columns of tech support cock-ups stack up quite a few submissions that are too short to whip into a single piece. …